Rod of Spanking [Unhinged] Scourge Set: Nemesis Type: Creature —

Set: Nemesis Type: Creature — Human Rebel Rarity: Rare Cost: {2}{G}{G} {3}

Set: Beta Edition Type: Instant Rarity: Uncommon Cost: {B} As an additional cost to cast this spell

When Palinchron enters the battlefield

Set: Portal Three Kingdoms Type: Sorcery Rarity: Rare Cost: {2}{G} Target creature gets +2/+2 and gains horsemanship

Rod of Spanking [Unhinged] Scourge Set: Nemesis Type: Creature —Set: Unhinged Type: Artifact Rarity: Uncommon Cost: {1} {2}, {T}: Rod of Spanking deals 1 damage to target player. Then untap Rod of Spanking unless that player says "Thank you, sir. May I have another?" Minutes before the campus watch busted pledge week at the Alpha Beta Unlimited house . . .